Confess-sesh.

I am so grateful it's Friday.

Confess-sesh:

-My back hurts so bad today. I thought I was better yesterday, but it's worse today. I am sure it has nothing to do with sitting in a conference room the past two days working really hard on a strategic plan. BUT, perhaps it's our bed. We received a Sleep # bed from my parents for our wedding gift and I think it's not working of us any longer. Mattress shopping, anyone?

-I haven't had my ring cleaned in over a year. It's still really pretty, but there is nothing better than a sparkly gem on your left hand.

-I am dying for a bev that includes alcohol. Problems?

-We have eaten terrible this week, haven't worked out and I am now thinking the back pain could be linked to this instead of the bad.

-I am addicted to pudding.

-I really have moved past wanting a pair of Tory flats and now would like a pair of Tory flippy-floppies. Should I?

-I really want K's birthday present. I might steal it and buy her something else.

I kid.

-I am thankful our place of work has an over abundance of tampons.

-I am crushing over a JCrew purse. There is a problem with liking expensive things.

-The whole Treyvon debate has me confused and sad at the same time. See- I believe the right to bear arms, but definitely don't believe in killing innocent people. Will we ever know what REALLY happened? I doubt it. AND- Florida has pretty liberal laws regarding self defense. This deserves it's own post.

-I am laughing inside at Tim Tebow. Moving on...

-I am going to eat my body weight in crawfish tomorrow.

-I am going to drink my body weight in beer tomorrow.

-I really miss NCAA football.

-I am glad MI ST lost last night because I bet quite a few people made a lot of money by choosing Louisville. Winning. in. Vegas.

-I am leaving work at Noon today.

Happy Friday!



Let's be honest.

I am having one of those weeks where I could scream at the top of my lungs, really need a lot of alcohol, want to quit my job and run away. 

I told E on gmail chat the other day that I feel like I PMS all the time...like everyday of the month not just a couple days. My emotions go up and down at the drop of a hat. I could love you one second and then literally want to slit your throat or knock you out the next. Normal? No? Unfortunately, E totally agreed with me and then called me five seconds later to make sure I was okay. Our conversation went something like: "Are you okay? I mean, are you having cramps? What's going on? Do you feel weird?" I immediately stated I was fine, but thinking in my head that I am CRAZY. 

Our one-eyed dog woke up with issues this morning. He has glaucoma in his only eye and really is 90% blind in that eye. I am just really hoping that this mutt doesn't need another surgery because that will in fact make him 100% blind. He is only 5 or 6 (rescue dog, so not sure of his exact age) so this is going to be a long road for us. Should we buy another dog to help him? I told E this morning that I just don't know if I can get another dog after Marley...this shizz is too much. 

So, when life gives you lemons...I say make limoncello and get drunk or go to Pinterest for funnies:

Confessional.

Thank Heavens it's Friday.

Confess away, dolls.

1. I really ate two Snickers bars this week for lunch. I made it okay because they have 280 calories and I didn't eat anything else until dinner. Disgust? 

2. I only went to the gym once this week.

3. I am lusting over a pair of Tory Burch flats and just might buy them without telling E until he asks about them...of course.

4. My gray is so bad on my roots that I have worn my hair in a pony tail the past four days.

5. I didn't have anything for the maid this morning, so I had to visit the Dollar General at 7:45am.

6. Do you shop at the Dollar General? I totally just admitted that I shop there...only for cleaning supplies and tampons. Cheap, Cheap, Cheap.

7. I told E that we wouldn't be going out this weekend since we spent a few hundred dollars last weekend, but I am aching for drinks with friends. Alchi? I think not.

8. I listen to the Rihanna song, "We Found Love..." over and over and over and over in my car. I am pretty sure I sound JUST like her. 

9. I have an Old Navy V-Neck tee obsession. I have one in almost every color. Problems.

10. I will be eating my heart out on nasty-greasy-fattening food on Super Bowl Sunday after I go to the gym...of course.

Happy weekend!

Friday Confessional.

It's Friday, AMEN. Let's get this confessional started.

-I only tracked my calories one day this week. Ooops.

-I made broccoli cheese soup last night and totally forgot the garlic, but didn't say a word about it to E because he thought it tasted perfect. 

-I am secretly wanting this weekend to fly by because I want next week to get here because it means we are days closer to our vacation.

-I wax my 'stache and really need to right now, but I am totally waiting until later next week because I want to have a fresh no hair lip for my whole trip. My hair grows like a weed. ;)

-I have gray that is out of control, but just like the 'stache I am waiting until late next week to cover that shizz up.

-I love girlfriends, but there is nothing like going to happy hour just with my husband.

-Everything I put on my Christmas wish list was over $50 an item. Is that bad?

-I think I am a closet monogram lover. I really want to get a Longchamp bag and have my initials monogrammed to carry on our trip. I don't need it. I don't need it.

-I have absolutely zero motivation to go to the gym. I think it's just the time of the year. I haven't gained weight, but goodness I know it will hit me like a ton of bricks come January.

-I am hoping Texas destroys Baylor tomorrow. 

That's all folks.